My six year old wipes her bum after a poo. The four year old remembers most of the time and the two year old sometimes balls up toilet paper and throws it in the toilet... but does not wipe. There have been a few times that we (hubby or I) go into the bathroom and find a log and pee in the toilet and it is obvious that the culprit has not wiped their but. This drives my husband mad!

The other day my husband was yelling from the top floor, "who pooed and didn't wipe?!!!" All the kids said not me... and I know it wasn't me! I said, "don't flush... I can tell who it was by what the poo looks like."

That folks is how you know, you know your kids too well... and it is time for a rubber room!!! The sad thing is I just walked into the bathroom and saw a log and pee, no toilet paper and called out to my two year old to come and get his bum wiped. He entered the bathroom and said, "ousy daisy, I 'got." Cute yet... yuck!