A couple quotes from the dentist today;

"Your canals are interesting." (this was not a pick up line)
"You are complicated." (Pernell says this a lot!)
"I'm tiered you must be too. I have three more clients after you." I responded, "I hab tree kis to ohm oo." He responded, "I think I would rather three more clients."
"There is no end." (referring to my canals- I referred to the comment as there is no end of trips to the dentist)
"Most root canals are boring, you are not. It is nice to have a challenge, it gets boring otherwise." (I want to be boring!!!)
"I have never seen such zig zaggy canals before." (again not a pick up line)

To sum up; One more trip to the dentist on Monday and this tooth should be finished.